Unauthorized American Idol Crap Surfaces On eBay

American Idol is down to its final four and for those who don't watch, this year's winner will most likely be a dude. Only one female contestant remains Syesha Mercado. But winning American Idol also means selling your soul to exploitation, as MTV has pointed out with "this bizarre news story.":http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1586869/20080505/id_0.jhtml

Without their consent crazy fans and some company named Tablaoch Productions have started selling unauthorized memorabilia of the AI contestants. Like the POCKET SIZE DAVID ARCHULETA, a must have for its striking resemblence to the hobbit-like contestant.Then there's the 12" MALE Fashion DOLL JASON CASTRO, where some nutbag just attached contestant Castro's dready scalp to a Ken Barbie doll. But, hey, some people are willing to pay $112.50 for that kind of stuff (auction price at time of post).And you don't want to be the only one at the party not wearing one of these suckers:If you surf eBay you'll find more nostalgia crap like this. It may be exciting for those American Idol folk, but I bet half of America wouldn't be able to tell you who won last year. My vote id for David Cook (see image in snow globe). His older brother is battling brain caner and no should ever have to go through that on any level...no one.