You can never tell if Tom waits is drunk or not. During his latest press conference announcing a summer tour behind his new album Glitter And Doom, we're pretty sure he wasn't. Waits and his raspy voice kick off June 17th in Phoenix, AZ and the rest of the southern stops follow the constellation Hydra) (sorta).
The guiding word of the tour, an anagram of each city that the tour stops in is PEHDTSCKJMBA . Say it with him... PEHDTSCKJMBA .

Tom Waits tour dates:
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 Phoenix, AZ US
Orpheum
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 Phoenix, AZ US
Orpheum
Friday, June 20, 2008 El Paso, TX US
Plaza Theatre
Sunday, June 22, 2008 Houston, TX US
Jones Hall
Monday, June 23, 2008 Dallas, TX US
Palladium
Wednesday, June 25, 2008 Tulsa, OK US
Brady Theatre
Thursday, June 26, 2008 St Louis, MO US
Fox Theatre
Saturday, June 28, 2008 Columbus, OH US
Ohio Theatre
Sunday, June 29, 2008 Knoxville, TN US
Civic Auditorium
Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Jacksonville, FL US
Moran Theatre
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 Mobile, AL US
Saenger Theatre
Thursday, July 3, 2008 Birmingham, AL US
Alabama Theatre
Saturday, July 5, 2008 Atlanta, GA US
Fox Theatre





Tom Waits has given up the drink. At least that's what he has said in interviews. He was self destructive at one point, and has said he was turning into a parody of himself. He may still write songs about these subjects, but everything I have read, he's quite a happy family man. Go figure.