Top Ten Worst Bands/Artists of All Time

And by "worst" I mean the world would have been better off if they'd never even existed at all. Here they are, in no particular order. SlipknotYea, Kiss already did the whole masks/facepaint and alter-ego thing. And their music was like a thousand times better. And that still doesn't even get close to 0 on a scale from 1 to 10. Sorry...but it's true. You guys just look like morons.Panic! At the DiscoGo back to the circus. Clowns. Tell you what. How about I chime in. With a big "Fuck you." Idiots.Smash MouthToo bad the 90s didn't last forever. Ay fellas? Yes, yes. Too bad.That guy who sings that song "ay babay"I don't even care enough to look up who he actually is. I just know it sucks a lot of ass.CreedThis needs absolutely no explanation.ABBAI think I can live out the rest of my life, in blissful happiness, without ever hearing "Dancing Queen" Ever. Again.Backstreet Boys/N'Sync/98 DegreesSince they're pretty much all the same band. Who bled an entire generation of drooling, brace-faced teeny-boppers for every penny of their allowance money. Time and time again. P.O.DThere should be an entire section devoted to "Jesus rock" because they're all equally as horrible. This goes out to all of you: Regardless of what you think, being in a really shitty band does not get you any closer to God's good side. In fact, in all likelihood, he'd send you straight to hell, rather than listen to another second of your generic Jesus-loving crap. SisqoMan. If my only claim to fame was silver hair and a song about thongs....I think suicide would be the only honorable way out.Insane Clown PosseWords escape me. But the ones that do come to mind are: Fuck..shit, god damn, what the fuck, motherfucking, dicklick, and fucknut. I think that ICP is widely considered, by almost all people on planet earth, to be the worst band of all time. I have no studies nor respectable statistics to back this up. But, just ask a few people on the street. I think you'll find more than one person will vomit upon the mere mention of their name.Also, here's a quick rundown of bands that didn't make the cut, but were reeallly close. (Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Beyonce, Mike Jones, Puddle of Mudd, Vanilla Ice, Michael Bolton, Evanescence, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Kid Rock, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Nickelback, Trapt, Barry Manilow, Blue October, Papa Roach)Also, any trite, throwaway R&B artist from the past 20 years. Any band whose lead singer sounds like Eddie Vedder. Eddie Vedder. Any band whose live show induces "hardcore dancing". Any band whose primary audience dresses in all black, shops at Hot Topic, uses eye-liner, cries, hangs out at the mall, and dresses in girl pants. Any band with a self-proclaimed "straight edge" lifestyle. Pretty much any band from the 1980s. And, any country musician who wears a cowboy hat, sings about his truck, and pretends to be from Nashville. (e.g. Absolutely anything on CMT) I could literally go on for days about this. Did I forget anything?