This is probably as much as I can stomach this year. I tortured enough folks on Twitter this afternoon forcing myself to listen to Xmas tunes to get me feeling jolly or remotely excited about the holiday.

In honor of my mood, I am including my last Xmas song of the day for you all to enjoy:
The Christmas Jug Band feat. Dan Hicks - "Somebody Stole My Santa Suit"

Somebody Stole My Santa Suit
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat & boots
Some Little Fatso is all dressed in red
He even had the gall to swipe my pillow off my bed.

Now what are my kids going to think
If Santa's a no show? Oh Boy They'll raise a stink.
But deck the halls and what the hell,
I've still got my jingle bell.
So sucker, you can keep the suit,
'Cause frankly I don't give a hoot!

Yeah, Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat & boots
Some Little Fatso is all dressed in red
He even had the gall to swipe my pillow off my bed.
Now what are my kids going to think
If Santa's a no show? Oh Boy They'll raise a stink.
But deck the halls and what the hell,
I've still got my jingle bell.
So sucker, you can keep the suit,
'Cause frankly I don't give a hoot!

But where o where's my Santa Claus suit?
That getup set me back a bundle of loot.
The beard alone was $4.98
The box it came was an antique orange crate.
Somebody took the whole shebang.
If I find that roly poly mutha he's gonna hang.
But gee, I guess that's no way to be,
He might something good with all thanks to me.
So sucker, you can keep the suit,
'Cause frankly I don't give a hoot!