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Xplct Lyrics of Friday: Too Drunk To Funk

Posted over 4 years ago
To paraphrase Max Load's post, first the homage.

"Non, mais il dégueule pas vraiment?"
"Si, si..."
Went to a party
I danced all nightI drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight.
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck.
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck.
I like your stories
I like your gunShooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun.
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead.
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck.
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck.
Come...
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck.
"Je suis trop bourrée pour baiser"

~ here ends Nouvelle Vague's Bossa Nova style cover sung by Camille ~
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again.
You give me head
It makes it worseTake out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Oh babyI'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, YeahYeah, Yeah
Oooohhh.
Then the original DK in the comments
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Comments (6)

  1. Bartleby
    Bartleby says Dead Kennedys live ~KeuzMEAoh5M.mp3~
    Permalink posted 09/21/2007
  2. lampgirl
    lampgirl says really couldn't love this track enough... i've had many drunken evenings with this as my fabulous soundtrack... here's another V...: ~HCvPWosNdpm.mp3~
    Dead Kennedys did one too... but I adore Nouvelle Vague's version, so playful!
    Permalink posted 09/21/2007
  3. lampgirl
    lampgirl says quite enjoy this version too, must confess:
    ~PaGKQYEEj68.mp3~
    Permalink posted 09/21/2007
  4. Bartleby
    Bartleby says Hey, Lampgirl. I’ve always known Dead Kennedys’ song is popular among the punk and not so punk groups but I didn’t know you could make a whole CD of TDTF covers. Thanks for the tunes.
    Permalink posted 09/21/2007
  5. aummertime3323
    aummertime3323 says I love this group even thought they do alot of remakes I first heard them on La ink, hubby was like can you find me that song ( even before I started moging I was pretty good at finding stuff when it came to music ) Sorry if I was tooting my own horn toot toot . LOL . Great post thought . Thanks for writting out the lyicrs as well. Helps me enjoy the song even more , its been a long long time since I ve been too drunk to do anything .hard to do with a 2 1/2 year old running amuck.Thank GOD for music my salvation Beth
    Permalink posted 09/21/2007
  6. HelenMarie
    HelenMarie says Haha...Bartleby you throw me for loop sometimes with the tracks you put out there! I onto both the DK and BS tracks but haven't heard the others! That's some funny shiznit. hehehehe...
    Permalink posted 09/21/2007

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