This weeks' VH1's top 20.

I have decided to comment on them this week. First off, Pink is at number 1. I feel she is a damn good singer, songwriter and concept artist. So yeah. Pink, Bravo. You deserve it.

But back to number 20....

20 - U2 - "Get on your Boots"
How the hell does this band keep making hits? Move over for some other rock talents man. Sheesh. This industry sucks. Yeah this U2 song is good and listenable but so are hundreds of struggling local bands. Let's quit worshiping U2. I'm talking you YOU world!

19 - Joshua Radlin - "I'd rather be with you"
Total yawner. What the hell? ((rolls eyes)) Crappy video too.

18 - Thriving Ivory - "Angels on the Moon"
This has got to be the stupidest band name I have heard in a long time. This guy is trying to sound like Axel Rose. The lyrics are typical lameness. PUKE!!

17 - Lady Gaga - "Just Dance"
God. This b!tch is still here? Click here to see what I wrote about her a few weeks ago. Basically, Auto-tuned rubbish. No way in hell! If they play this at a club I am going out for a smoke and bitch about how much I hate this song. I am so glad I don't listen to 12 year old hip-hop radio. Too bad Viacom, VH1's parent company, OWNS these lame stations.

16 - Buck Cherry - "Don't go away"
Boring and derivative. Maybe Hall and Oats could do this but you can't. Stop trying. Stop wasting space. DO GO AWAY!

15 - Pussy Cat Dolls - "I hate the Part"
The Dolls are cute. I admit it. What's her name can actually sing, which is why I want to know why they feel the need to auto-tune her voice. The others? psha. What a joke, artistically. Don't get me wrong, they are fun to watch but the world doesn't really need Sex-ed up Disney Princesses with lyrical content to match. Parents, hide your credit card from your pre-teens using iTunes!!

14 - Plain White T's - "1 2 3 4"
I guess you got some soul but your voice is auto-tuned to hell too. Just listen to that >>fake-ass<< intonation. You loose all creditability PRETTY BOY. Who wrote that lame song for you? You have GOT to be kidding me. NUMBER 14 !!! ?? Bloody hell.

13 - Katy Perry - "Thinking of You"
I won't be thinking of you. You're not Sarah McLachlan. You're not Kelly Clarkston. It's not working trying to combine them. I can't believe this lame ass song is in the charts. Who did you blow to get Viacom to put you in this bloody countdown? I bet you wish Prince wrote this too. I would say go back to being yourself but I really hate what I saw at the Grammys!

12 - The Fray - "You Found Me"
Kind of sounds like Coldplay. The song is listenable. So far the only one I can recommend. It's more of a power ballad. I am not even into power ballads but we have slim pickings this week, as usual! So yeah, listen to this one... I guess. The singer is pretty handsome.

11 - Beyoncé - "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Repetitive bullshit. Beyoncé, why do you let them do this crap to you? You are being exploited because you have a big ass. I know you can REALLY sing. Find a producer and a song writer with some taste and some class. This is tasteless and boring. Are you even single? Is Jay-Z making you do this crap?

10 - Kanye West - "Heartless"
Kanye, you are so damn talented. You lyrics are cutting and to the point and clever. I pretty much like your work but you have been getting too gimmicky with the vocoders and auto-tune lately. Maybe you need to find a real singer instead? That's why I can't really listen to this track.

09 - David Cook - "Light On"
God this is boring. Another power ballad. This one is not worth listening to. I want my 2 minutes back! (and yes there is some auto-tune on this one, which is too bad because this guy might actually have a rock and roll voice behind all that effect.... psha)

08 - Brittany Spears - "Circus"
I admit, "Womanizer" was kind of kick ass. This one just sucks. Just when we think you're back you fall off as usual.

07 - Nickelback - "Gotta Be Somebody"
God another rock and roll voice killed by studio effects. Give me a break. This song sucks balls. blaa blaa blaa. whine whine whine.

06 - Leona Lewis - "I Will Be"
Obviously auto-tuned. Stop wasting our time with this crap. Let's hear Chaka Khan sing this instead of letting the production staff fake it for you.

05 - Jason Mraz - "Lucky (With Colbie Caillat)"
I never thought I'd see a Paul McCartney wanna be, especially in the charts. And of course more auto-tune. It's actually a pretty song but it was over-produced to the point of lifelessness. I am not convinced at all. Pretty low on soul for a song pretends to be soulful.

04 - Taylor Swift - "Love Story"
This is a fairly pretty song and a pretty to look at video. I don't know what it's doing on the charts though. You are also caught using auto-tune on this one, and I wonder if you can really sing at all. Love that fake harmonizer on your vocals. No wait, actually I hate it. Do you even >>practice<< before booking studio time?

03 - Kelly Clarkson - "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Another victim of Auto-Tune. God I am getting sick of that. Kelly, we know what your real voice sounds like. We all saw you on American Idol. Remember? We know you can actually sing, so it's really a let down to hear you juicin' the auto-tune too. shame shame.

02 - The All-American Rejects - "Gives You Hell"
You have got to be kidding me. NUMBER 2 !? THIS piece of crap? There is no justice in the world. Hearing this song on endless loop gives ME hell!