If you guys were here...

Posted almost 4 years ago


...I'd have to buy you drinks. That's how birthdays work here. The person getting OLDER buys drinks/food/etc for his/her friends. But they have to bring him/her presents. I'm actually kinda relieved that you're not here. Don't get me wrong, I wuve you, but buying drinks for all of you would bankrupt me ahhaha :P

So, instead of drinks, I give you...

1. My latest favourite song, The Blakes' Vampire (thank you, Amber and Andrea!), see red button.

2. Pictures of pretty scenery from my recent vacation to Pilio: http://annazrk.multiply.com/photos/album/42/Pilio

3. My pearls of wisdom from the year that's now behind me.

~ Men that don't dance in fear of their bangs getting messed up just ain't worth the time, regardless of how pretty they might be.

~ Paris could just be the most beautiful city in the world, but chances are that you'll leave your heart in London.

~ Cacophony is the new euphony.

~ Mustard goes with EVERYTHING.

~ There is no such thing as too much Nutella.

~ 1 cocktail at a beach equals with 3 at a bar.

~ Gogol Bordello's singer will explain the word "bordello" to you in detail, if given the chance.

~ And I will do the same with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"'s historical background.

~ You can lose your head at any given time, so take good care of your skin {?}.

~ Lack of linear notes can lead you to say something you'll regret.

~ When you're trying on a black overcoat and someone tells you that you look like Batman, regard it to be a compliment. I do.

~ Ventriloquist dummies are the very definition of evil.

~ Ian Rankin is a criminal novel genius.

~ Good things happen to those that make them happen.

And out. :)

Comments (59)

  1. vannatta says

    I wouldn't let you pay - cuz that's how it works over here... and I never subscribed to that whole when in Rome thing... LOL!!!  Happy B'Day - and may you have many many more.

    V

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  2. Anna says

    Fine, you can pay, but I also want a present! ;)

    Thanks, V!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  3. vannatta says

    That's how we do it here - presents - and the B'Day girl doesn't pay for _anything.  Cheers!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  4. deadmandeadman says

    **Mustard goes with EVERYTHING.**

    >>> OK,  I'll have a Rusty Nail please,  but for god's sake, hold the friggin' mustard!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  5. Kevbo says

    Umm. You forgot the spanking bit.

    Then at my house there would be gratuitous nudity and then we'd get out the livestock... oh, I don't want to spoil the surprise.

    So, young lady, you don't Mog like you've aged one bit.

    You're wrong. I'm sure most of us would leave our hearts in Greece with you.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  6. Anna says

    Van, that's one American custom I have to import to Greece while I'm still here. Cheers :)

    Jeff, sorry, mate. If you want a drink, you're gonna have to do with the mustard as well, or at least have some mustard shots! :)

    Kevbo ahahahhahahhahah

    That sounds like such a civilized and appropriate way to celebrate one's birthday! We've been going about it so wrong for so long.

    I'm only 2 years old in MOG years ;)

    Awwww! Don't leave your hearts here with me. I might keep them :)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  7. Hello Mimi says

    Happy Happy Birthday!  I wouldn't buy you a drink doll. :)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  8. Hello Mimi says

    ACK!  I meant I wouldn't let YOU buy ME a drink.  It's too early in the a.m. here.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  9. Anna says

    Thank you, Mimi! :D

    ahahaha and I was just about to ask you if it is because I killed you :)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  10. deadmandeadman says

    Fine,  But we're toasting your birthday so you'll have to drink up as well, and of course you ??must?? have what I'm having.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  11. TroyPowers says

    "Good things happen to those that make them happen."

    I'm in complete agreement with you on that one, babe.  And I must admit, sometimes you're almost as cool as most of these people think you are.  Happy birthday, kid.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  12. marknavl says

    Also a lover of mustard here... Happy Birthday!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  13. rei says

    Happy Birthday, Batgirl ^_^   I think MOGgingland has a drinking age limit of..21 years.  So you, technically, can't really drink for another 19 years -_^

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  14. Jonh Ingham says

    "Cacophony is the new Euphony" - A motto to live next year by. Happy Birthday! Drinks on the house!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  15. fairportfan says

    Happy Happy Happy.

    Paris could just be the most beautiful city in the world, but chances are that you'll leave your heart in London.

    London is The Only Real City In The World.  If the geography of the Thames valley had been different, world history would be different, and we'd prolly be having this conversaton in Dutch or Portugese.

    (Nice avatar, BTW.  *snerk*)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  16. Rawkkiddoh says

    Gotta argue the mustard thing, in my eyes mayonaise is what goes with everything. Give me a plate of fries and some mayo and I am happy like a pig in the mud. Oh, and nutella, I did not know this until last year but you are spot on with that one. Happy birthday anna, and good luck on getting your blog page reading level up to par!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  17. Dale says

    Aww, I knew there was a good reason I woke in such a good mood. Happy Birthday sweetest! Can I come over, since you don't have to buy me any drinks more powerful than Sprite? ;)

    CacophonyPWNS all! So does mustard.

    And I just clicked the red button for the second time since reading this post, so I think the EMCD gene got passed to Amber and Andi, dontcha think?

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  18. SA says

    Congratulations Anna! And here's to many more!

    And indeed, mustard goes with everything. And I don't get people not dancing because it might mess up their looks. Nothing more beautiful than people dancing and smiling while their hair is all a mess.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  19. amber says

    (mini-EMCD!  I learned from the best)

    Happy Birthday to my favorite Grecian Sister! 

    I looked everywhere for a zombie birthday card but this is the best I could do:

    birthbayzombie

    Cacophony is the new euphony, but I've always been fond of entropy and I hear it's making a comeback.

    Have a lovely day, my sweet.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  20. indiepixie says

    haha i love entrophy as well!

    happy bday chica.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  21. ivylander says

    Entropy never went away. We just ignored it for a long time.

    A joyous day to you, Anna.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  22. annieander says

    Happy b-day Anna...you share your day with a handsome sideburn wearing fellow...

    Again...any excuse (insert smiley emoticon here).

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  23. vannatta says

    Mustard is the new mayonnaise.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  24. Conrad Poos says

    Many happy returns Anna, it was mine yesterday

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  25. vannatta says

    Happy Belated B'Day Conrad - that's me, always a day late and a dollar short... well, ok, a day late...

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  26. Conrad Poos says

    Dirty Martinis are on me

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  27. Iren says

    ~ Paris could just be the most beautiful city in the world, but chances are that you'll leave your heart in London.

    Someone's never been to Helsinki... or Stockholm... Hell Gothenberg will steal your heart

    ~ Mustard goes with EVERYTHING.

    Shhhhhh you're were supposed to keep that to your self...

    ~ Ian Rankin is a criminal novel genius.

    I need to add some of his stuff to my list of To Read..

    Happy Birthday.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  28. democlez says

    Happy Birthday Anna!

    Mustard goes with EVERYTHING.

    Great to hear you're a fan as well.  Have you tried the whole grain variety?  There's something so satisfying about being able to chew on your Mustard.

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  30. walkingthecow says

    Happy Birthday!!!

    Mustard goes well with mac n' cheese.  Try it sometime.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  31. Lyrikhan says

    Happy Birthday, Anna! muahahahah

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  32. fairportfan says

    Bob Asprin's First Rule of Cuisine: There is no such thing as "too much garlic."

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  33. madrid spacestation spain says

    happy birthday with extra mustard!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  34. satisfiedmind2 says

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I love the way birthday drink buying works in Greece...so very smart!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  35. Groon says

    Happy birthday, anna!  Gin and tonic, please . . . but I'll take a lime instead of mustard!

    I don't know, judging from those pics I could easily leave my heart in Pilio.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  36. brittanybf says

    happy birfday!! great morsels of knowledge, anna!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  37. levek says

    Mustard will keep you young.

    A Very Happy Birthday Anna!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  38. Anna says

    Jeff, deal! Rusted Mustard Nails for everybody! :D

    Troy, yup, all those patience things are rubbish!

    If the cool is calling me cool, then I have one more reason to smile :)

    And a "kid" to boot! I feel so young :P

    Kisses!

    Mark, thank you! Mustard Lovers United :)

    Rei, thank you, my favourite batboy :)

    Greece doesn't really have an age drinking limit...so, since I'm Greek and all....cheers!

    Jonh, let's spread it and take over the world :) Thank you!

    Mike, why yes :)

    Funny that you mention Thames, that's exactly where I plan to set up my cardbox in September :)

    {I thought you might hehe} 

    Kevin, I'm not big on mayo, its taste feels too fattening, but each to their own {taste buds}. Oil shmoil, I'm telling you Nutella is where it's at :)

    Thank you! I'll try to be as immature as ever :)

    Brother, thank you so! I can afford a few Sprites, your name will therefore be on the list :)

    Gimme a bucket of mustard and a Gogol Bordello album and I'm set.

    EMCD-ing has never been more of a vicious circle! :)

    Thank you, Stefan!

    I know, I pity the fools. The same thing goes for beach hair and sex hair :)

    Thank you, Amber!

    It's awesome and it will more than do!

    Thank you, Faith-Ann :)

    Van, mustard is the new mustard!

    Thank you, dear ivy :)

    From wiki: entropy, symbolized by S, is a measure of the unavailability of a system’s energy to do work. Isn't entropy that got us all here? ahahha

    Annie...oohhh you bad, lady! hahahha

    Thank you :)

    Conrad, you fellow Leo, I knew I liked you for a reason :)

    Thanks and happy belated birthday to you, too!

    Make my dirty Martini really dirty :F

    Eric, Helsinki is my near plans. Stockholm will follow one day, promise :)

    Can't keep a secret for my mustard's life...unless I say "I swear on mustard" :)

    Rankin will not disappoint you!

    Thank you :)

    Hey Daniel, thank you! I have tried any mustard that I could get my claws on...call me a mustard slag, if you will ahahhahahah

    Thank you for the b-day cookie, Fluxy! :)

    Pat, thanks! I don't mean to get into your doghouse, but I despise MacDonald's....I'll try mustard with mustard instead :)

    Will! You fiend, you virtual boogieman you...thank you :)

    madrid, thank you with extra Nutella! :D

    Thanks, Blair! And glad you approve. So, where's my present?! :)

    Groony, merci! Gin and tonic is one drink that I could never drink, too bitter for me. Mustard might actually help it...hm..interesting!

    You can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave ;)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  39. Anna says

    Thanks, Brittany! Yeah, that year did not go down the drain hahaha :)

    Merci, Rejean! Mustard is rumoured to be the new botox :)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  40. Anna says

    You guys are all great...such warm wishes....I'm touched....

    Repeating to myself: I'matoughcookieI'matoughcookieI'matoughcookie

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  41. White and Nerdy says

    How about us men that don't dance because we stopped taking lessons too many years ago???

    Nutella- right on sister!!!

    Happy birthday! Don't do anything that I would do. ":)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  42. Neill says

    Killing 2 birds with one stone;

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  43. Anna says

    Stefan, you are not as bad. Get over your shame, hop on the dancefloor and dance like you're on smack :D

    Nutella....to fall asleep, I count vases of Nutella....

    Thank you! I promise I won't do anything you wouldn't do twice :P

    Neill, I'm in awe of your practical mind.

    And thinking of what you told me last year, I'm still not tripping over my tits.

    hahahahhah

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  44. snakama says

    Have an excellent Birthday!!!!!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  45. Augusts1 says

    Happy happy joy joy! And I LOVE me some mustard. Is it any wonder we're family? Mayo is way overrated!

    Oh, & I'll have some of that champagne while you're at it!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  46. Anna says

    Thank you very much, snakama! :D

    I hope you have your party hat on, uncle A :)

    I will share the champagne (just don't expect me to do the same with mustard and Nutella) :)

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  47. Augusts1 says

    You got a deal niecey poo!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  48. Sam The Artist says

    ill have to make you a drink that my friend and i invented the other day. its called "The Aruba Jam: Tropic Thunder Tasty Beverage Edition"

    heres a birthday song ardy crack dealed me.

    HAPS B-DAY!!!!!!!

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  49. Augusts1 says

    Who is that song by Sam? The voice/music sounds familiar.

    Permalink posted 08/11/2008
  50. Anna says

    Sam, I want me some of that!

    While on vacation, we created a drink called Grandpa. Don't ask how the name came to be, it comes from the realms of the macabre..

    Thank you very much for the song and the wishes! :*

    Permalink posted 08/12/2008
  51. poebegone says

    w00t! Anna's having a birthday, yaaay!

    count me among Amber's and Andrea's converts to The Blakes, and i especially nod to mustard, Nutella, men with bangs - London ought to know, you are truly wise beyond your years.

    hope you had a blast, what with a month to go before your planned invasion! ps- you know where the cake's at. (;

    Permalink posted 08/12/2008
  52. Sam The Artist says

    oh ya haha durr

    andrew bird - 'the happy birthday song'

    Permalink posted 08/12/2008
  53. Mike the Knife says

    May I be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday 2009, Anna! Okay, okay. I just caught this post. You might be asking how I could be so late to the party. It's because I'm living on MOG time. In any event, make mine a frosty ale. As for giving you your present, something tangible will have to wait. But I'm good with intangibles: I give you the future - and my hope that it will be as bright and satisfying as any you could imagine. 

    Permalink posted 08/14/2008
  54. I am says

    What are you like really 800 hundred or something?

    Damn you look good. Good for 400 or 450 tops, right?

    Keep em' coming old hag!

    Like you don't love garlic. As if.

    I think we need to see you in a mirror.

    Just to set the record straight.

    Permalink posted 08/16/2008
  55. I am says

    Tomorrow being Sunday, you have to wait for the pita hoist till Monday.

    Permalink posted 08/16/2008
  56. 1234chainsaw says

    I always say something I regret when I have non-linear notes.:P Agreed about Rankin, Rebus's drinking tours are also a good Edinburgh tourist guide.

    Permalink posted 08/26/2008
  57. 1234chainsaw says

    Oh, and I kinda like them Blakes, too.

    Permalink posted 08/26/2008
  58. Anna says

    Thank you, poe! Great new avatar.

    mustard - Nutella - men with bangs lovers have excellent taste :)

    It was good times, good times.

    Cake is in the eye of the beholder! ;)

    Mikey, it's fine. Sometimes my comments are on MOG time, too (this one for example is quite MOG punctual...).

    Thank you very much. Excellent intangible present..

    xoxo

    Permalink posted 08/28/2008
  59. Anna says

    Chris, what can I say, it's all the e -botox stuff, it's working.

    Mmm garlic. And onions. And mints.

    Sorry, there is no mirror reflection available. Try again later ;)

    Pita pita everywhere, and no blood to drink!

    Pekka, Rankin's books are the best pub crawl guide a tourist in Edinburgh could ask for. And then some. Hardcore style :)

    Remember, The Blakes probably love you, too...

    Permalink posted 08/28/2008

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