I AM A HORROR

He is the little story of my Horrors concert experience (as told by me in a letter to my best friend) Hope it doesn't bore you all to death.....Dorian:AHHHH FUCK YES AHAHHH OMFM.....I saw the Horrors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So my dad and i drove like 30 minutes to get to this club the echo in LA and as we were trying to find a parking spot i saw the horrors (or like 3/5 of them) on the side of the road talking and i started like screaming LET ME OUT GOD DAMNIT THE HORRORS DADDY PLEASE WILL YOU LET ME OUT RIGHT HERE I NEED TO GO TO THEM!!! But he wouldn't let me out on account of scary hobos and hoodlums all around....and the horrors....(cuz they were a LITTLE scary looking..hehehe) but then we found a parking spot and i ran over there but i didnt talk to them and i heard Joshua Von Grimm (look at pics of al who i mention for a stronger effect of the story unless you already knoe what they look like) talking in a really high pitched little scratchy-cute voice. Then my dad and I walked up to the club entrance and (the club was 18+ only) told the bouncer that i didint have and ID but that my dad was with me and i wasnt going to drink or anything....he was like "sorry. no. no id. you cant come in"Then Tomethy Furse tried to walk in and this other bouncer was like "Hey! ID please" and in a perfect English accent he said "oh, im playing here" and he was let in. Then Coffin Joe and Joshua Von Grimm walked up and I was like.."hey, do you guys think you could get me in? iv'e left my ID at home" then Coffin Joe said "oh shit...uh...i don't really know what I can do. Fuck....well you can use my ID if you can look like me" i said "oh perfect thank you (and i sadi to the bouncer) yes i look just like him that's me" "nooo" the mean bouncer said. The Coffin Joe (so persistant!) was like "C'mon....were in the band" "yeah there like famous-BIG they ARE the horrors!"-i said...."exactly. So can you just please let her in" "sorry . no ID. can;t come in" (Your name's not down you not comin' in.) (hehehe)"but my father is with me and everything!" thenJoshua put his arms around me and we started trying to inch our way past the bouncer while joshua was saying in his little high pitched voice "c'mon. c'mon, let's go, c'mon.let us through please, c'mon" and then Coffin Joe informed me "he's lost his voice so thats why he sounds all funny like that" "ahh i see" the he put his arm out and pushed us back! (meanie!) then they got in and i didnt and they both looked back and said "sorry!" "yeah were from Texas and no iD-my dad yelled to them. "texas, really?-coffin joe "YEHAWWW"-me....."alright bye!" "Thank you so much!!!"-me......unfortunately they werent able to get me in....but then this one nice bouncer told us to wait around for the club manager and she let us in!!!!Then we watched two bands Airborne Toxic Event and Nurse (my dad bought their cd they were freaking awesome-weird!) before the horrors came on.....then....the blue lights went off and the red and black lights came on....the horrrors (all but Faris) walked on and started playing.....everyone was woohooing but i was screaming like i was dying! (hehehe) then Faris walked on stage eating a banana and walking in little circles.....then after he ate about half of the banana i could tell he was looking to get rid of it....so he kind of walked over near the side of the stage where i was...and dangled it above our heads. No body else was doing anything and i screamed (once again like i was dying) and opened my mouth and licked my lips...then he shoved the banana IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!! IT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS BANANA I HAVE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE....COATED IN FARIS ROTTER'S SALIVIA!!!Everybody around me was just soo jealous i know! (i hope he didnt have any diseases)....but anyway when they stated playing and it got faster everybody started moshing like crazy and it was really scary becasue the two fat girls in front of me were being pinned to the monitors!!! But faris was steping on the monitor right above my face so i loved it...but after a while i felt as if i was going to vomit about 5 times (after having a banana shoved in my mouth and having my vital organs shoved by people).So my dad pulled us back a little ways....andone song later Faris launched himself innto the crowd. He landed about 2 feet from me...and i pushed and shoved my way over so i could begin caressing his hand and elbow as he was perched upon the heads of his fans.....then again he launched himslef back into the crowd and he was stading right next to and i started to try to dance all crazy with him and some funny girl grabbed him and hugged him (it was really cute!) i had fun with some little asian girls next to me but not that one fat 50 year old dude who wasnt even watching the concert...just pushing people....Faris should have kicked his face....heheheAll the worst,xxxDoriAN