"Canadians," observes Craig Ferguson, "are the nicest people on Earth...until you put a Hockey stick in their hands, then they turn into crazed killers on ice!" These are the panting-dog-days of Summer, but soon there will come the sights and sounds of Winter, when Hockey season arrives. The subject of this song is more lover than fighter, moving from team to team, and scoring more off the ice than on. Hoist a tall cool one...a drink, not a strumpet!