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Hey Look, It's Santa...

Posted about 1 year ago
... and Santa turns out to be a depressed, staggering, whiskey-swigging Scot. Or so the official "festive" video for "We're All Going To Die" has it. The song leads off the ex-Arab Strap Malcolm Middleton's 2007 solo album A Brighter Beat. (The Santa in the video is not Middleton himself, but Kim Noble.) How fitting. I mean, If I'd had to venture out to shops and malls in the past couple of weeks, I'd be hitting the bottle as well. But I'm still sober enough to join in the bid to make "We're All Going To Die" the Christmas No. 1 in UK. Its odds have gone up from 1000/1 to just 12/1, making it #4 favorite.

A Brighter Beat is loaded with upbeat and catchy new wave indie ditties like this. But be warned: they come with some of the gloomiest lyrics that you'll be likely to encounter this year. Or any year, really. (How about the cycle of life captured by "Death Love Depression Love Death"?)

On Dec. 21st, the Scottish newspaper Daily Record made "We're All Going To Die" the Single Of The Week, writing: "There are homeless people, folk on their own and even the Africans, whose Christmas won't be happy. This song is for them." A worthy dedication. Now where's that bottle....



[Oh, what am I doing at the computer? Working.... You see, it's when the semester ends that academics have time to get some work done on their own research. It so happens that I have an absolutely firm Jan. 2nd article deadline hanging over my head. So I can pretty much guarantee you that I'll be needing A Brighter Beat in the next 10 days.]

Comments (9)

  1. Joxley says A very british xmas song, me thinks
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  2. Bartleby says I heard this song this morning on Radio 1 - not a good sign, is it? I console myself knowing that if there's a hell below:
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  3. SA says You hear nothing but this song on Radio 1. They're pushing it to become the nr 1 at Christmas, aren't they? To be frank, I don't think it's that good of a song to be played over and over and over... (with only Conquest by The White Stripes in between, which I don't particularly fancy either (sorry Anna))
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  4. 1234chainsaw says We're all gonna go, Bartleby? Sheesh, I give up:

    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  5. 1234chainsaw says Stefan: I'd have agree about the repeatability of the MM song; although the lyrics really are quite witty, it's just not musically varied enough. I guess I said my piece about "Conquest" on my year-end list thread.
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  6. Wahiawa786 says That's Reality. Hello, "Henry Corwin," your gig at the department store has got you down below the sewers. But if you should come across a bag of garbage on Christmas eve, things are gonna change big time. (So says the chain-smoking fellow leaning up aginst the building.)
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  7. milkshake says Yay, there's a video! Will have to check it out. I wish he would release it on CD though with the Xmas version of the song he did for Radio 1.
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  8. Sean Balanger says Thanks for that video. It made me think of Sarah Silverman's Jesus is Magic (which could also work as a good Christmas movie...):
    Permalink posted 12/22/2007
  9. mktackabery says funny the first time. Hearing it over and over? That would make me kill myself.
    Permalink posted 12/23/2007

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